❤️ Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, February’s Here, and We’ve Got Laughs for You! ❤️

Hello, comedy connoisseurs! February has arrived, and love (or maybe just mild panic) is in the air as Valentine’s Day sneaks up on us. Whether you’re planning a romantic date, hitting up a singles’ party, or just ordering pizza and hanging out with your dog, we’ve got the perfect way to kick off the month—with a brand-new comedy set from Matt Rife!

🎤 Matt Rife’s New Set: Straight Fire from Don’t Tell Comedy!
Matt is back with another absolute banger of a set. His crowd work? Flawless. His jokes? On point. His charm? Dangerous. You don’t want to miss this show—it’s fresh, funny, and just what you need to laugh your way into Valentine’s week.

👉 Watch Matt Rife’s latest set here:

💌 Valentine’s Day Survival Guide: Comedy Edition

We get it—Valentine’s Day can be stressful. So, here’s some unsolicited advice to make the day a little easier (and way funnier):

🌹 For the overachievers: If you’ve planned the perfect evening, just remember… no pressure, but it better be amazing. (We’re rooting for you!)

💘 For the procrastinators: Gas station roses and a heartfelt apology are underrated. Pair it with Matt Rife’s set, and you’re golden.

😂 For the singles: Congrats—you’ve dodged the awkward “do you want dessert?” moment. Treat yourself to some comedy and chocolates.

💬 For everyone else: What’s the funniest or most ridiculous Valentine’s Day gift you’ve ever received (or given)? Hit reply and share it with us—we’re all ears!

🗓️ February Resolutions (Because January Was Just a Trial Run)

As we dive into this month, here’s to:

• Laughing until your stomach hurts.

• Spreading love (and memes) like confetti.

• Remembering that Valentine’s Day is really just an excuse to eat chocolate guilt-free.

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We’re so glad you’re here with us. Whether it’s Matt Rife’s antics, hilarious cartoons, or just a little comic relief from your inbox, we’re all about bringing the joy to your day.

Stay tuned for more laughs, love, and maybe even a few surprises (because who doesn’t love surprises?). Until then, watch the show, enjoy the chocolates, and have a stress-free Valentine’s Day for once—unless you’re one of those people who has it all together. In that case… teach us your ways. 🙃

💬 Share the Laughter!
Loved Matt’s set? Send it to someone who could use a good laugh this February. After all, laughter is the ultimate love language.